| You Are Homer Simpson |
 You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe... With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts. You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." |
Got this from Irb and Sideshow Bob. I'm Homer!! I'M HOMER!! Only, I don't know if that's a good thing.... If I had come up as Ned Flanders I think I would have killed myself.
But my all-time favorite Homer quote is, "OPERATOR!! Give me the number to 9-1-1!" And my second favorite is "Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
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Pork rinds and donuts ... yum! The 911 line reminds me: my daughter was doing an American History assignment in junior high, and she turned to me and asked, "Which came first, World War One or World War Two?" What would Homer have said?
My favourite Homer quote is below:
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
As long as we're indulging in favorite Homer quotes:
Bart: I don't see why we have to wear special shoes to church. Jesus just wore sandals.
Homer: And maybe if he'd had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him.
I took the test. I'm Bart. A sure sign of my level of maturity. My wife often tells me I seem to be stuck at fifteen years old.
And yet another Homer quote,
Man teaching Parent class:I can't tell you this enough times people. Garbage goes in the garbage can.
Homer:Hmm. Garbage in garbage can. Makes sense.
Hello!
I hope you're doing well.
My favourite Homerism:
"Trying is the first step towards failure"...
According to the quiz, it would seem that I'm Bart Simpson:
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."
Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.
You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet.
Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"
Take care out there!
Your Pal,
Zambo.
Hey, all! thanks for reading me!
No matter what I do, I keep getting Barney. I hate beer. I don't get it.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
If you're Homer, then you're . . . MY HERO! you are all I aspire to be! Tell me how I can be more like you!
Mr Schprock wrut:"If you're Homer, then you're . . . MY HERO! you are all I aspire to be! Tell me how I can be more like you!"
Step one: stop all forms of exercise immediately
Step two: eat as much of your favorite foods as you can
Step three: encourage the hair on the top of your head to migrate down to your back
Step three: develop the fascination for things you can use your fingers to dig out of your navel and nostrils
Step three: belch freely and often
It says I'm Lisa....so quit embarrassing me, Dad! ;)
It says I'm Lisa....so quit embarrassing me, Dad! ;)
According to those steps, I am clearly in the Homer brotherhood.
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