5K Run

My blog is rapidly closing in on its 5,000th hit! I'll have to really come up with something special and thoughtful this time around, as the prize for my 3,000th hit -- an autographed photo of me in a pair of Speedos™ one size too small -- was for some reason sent back marked, "Addressee Does Not Live Here...or ANYWHERE."

So, maybe for visitor number 5,000, I'll take a trip and visit you where you live! That's it! "The 5,000th Farrago Visitor 'Win A Weekend With Farrago!' Weekend!" I'll come to your home-town, force you to take me around to all the sights, make you stand beside me in cheesy tourist photos, and sleep on your couch -- or with your over-the-legal-age-of-consent teenage daughter(s), whichever is most comfortable for me.

Or maybe your prize will be that I won't come visit you. I'll just drop in on the 299,999,998 other people in the country that weekend, and leave you be.

And rest easy. I offered awards for my 1,000th, 2,000th and my 3,000th visitors, but skipped to the 5000th as the next milestone. The next award will come to my 10,000th visitor...but I'll be elderly by then, if not dead already. That'd be a creepy visit!